You always wanted to feel completely awkward about yourself, right? This site has you covered. HowHot.io has an app for that. I originally heard about this from an article on Hello Giggles. Three writers collaborated on their experiences with the app, and had some strange results. On a scale of Hmm… to Godlike, how hot do you think you are?
Well, on days when I’m not trying to put in an effort to look nice, I don’t mind being “Hmm.” I know I’m not conventionally beautiful, but I at least think I’m okay. So what does the app think? I started with the clearest picture I could find and opted for one without my glasses in case they got in the way.
Hmm… well, I mean it at least thinks I’m younger in this picture, and I admit my hair wasn’t even trying to be hair. Alright, let’s try another.
Holy hell! 41 and hmm. I knew the glasses were going to be a bad idea, but I really didn’t think this picture was that bad. Try again?
Wow…I… This one is closer on age, but I can’t even get an okay? I’m running out of pictures that I like, so I’ll try something that’s not really flattering, but at least looks like I put some effort in.
It’s getting the age pretty close, but damn. What do you have to do to get an Ok on this thing? I used one of the default photos from the website.
Really? Screw you. Like, screw you a lot. For kicks, let’s see how it rates Trump.
He’s a nice looking woman who looks more than a decade younger than her true age. Now you’re just screwing with me. Wait, I have an idea…
Have you tried the app? How hot are you?
3 thoughts on “How Hot?”
looks like the app favors older people.. maybe to give them a boost?? I think you are beautiful. I know the real you.. inside and out.
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